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19/05/2004

STATE OF MEN: The utmost humiliation.

Reuters, through CNN, kindly informs you guys:
«A German inventor who developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up has sold more than 1.6 million devices, his business manager said on Tuesday.
German women fed up with a man with a poor aim can turn to the ghost-shaped gadget, which lurks under the toilet rim and, if the seat is lifted, declares in a stern female tone:
"Hello, what are you up to then? Put the seat back down right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up ... you will make a right mess..."
Alex Benkhardt, 46, invented the "WC Ghost" and its creators are in negotiations to market it in Britain, Canada and Italy



You guys are not even allowed trying improving your aim. You assholes just put your stupid ass on the seat and let you miserable hanging dick pointing down. You deserve it. Besides, this way you are getting closer to muslin crouch way of pee and may be Mr. Being Laden saves you.

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